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A few jokes
Did you hear ? Cape Town's men are so fast : Females still think they're not that type, then they're already.
Which famous Hollywood star had sex with dogs ? : Lassie
What did speedy Gonzales say to his wife on their honeymoon ? : open, close, where is the coffee ?
Mike did not win on who wants to be a millionaire... he thought Warmbad was the sister of Zola Budd
Mike tried again but failed even to get R100, he thought Doris day was a public holiday
Your wife is getting old when the bees start to bite her
Why does the blonde go on the pill... so that she know what day of the week it is
What do you call a blonde with a decoder ? ... open time
What do you call a blonde with a battery ? ... ever ready
What do you call 7 blondes hiking ? ... A Total pumping station
How does a blonde have save sex ? She lock the car doors
Old Van is so lazy he married a pregnant lady
Van loves watching his porno backwards....Then he can see how the prostitute gives back the money
A man once asked a priest if he believed in sex before marriage.....The priest said...as long as it won't delay the ceremony
The six-year-old boy and his friend are playing out side..He said to her hey there is a condom on the patio...she replied ..What is a patio ?
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